i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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