I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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