It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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