so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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