When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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