i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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