It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize