It's like God shit irony all over that family
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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