dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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