I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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