Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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