No awkward lesbian experiences without me
4 words: hood of his car
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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