Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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