did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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