Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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