id be glad to
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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