question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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