super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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