the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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