That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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