I am puke
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
So. Much. Porn.
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