whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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