THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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