Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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