I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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