love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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