never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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