STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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