If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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