goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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