Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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