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  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:53pm

    Who cares what it weighs? You can't shit anything bigger than Bono

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:32pm

    hahahaha priceless i wish i had one

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:36pm

    i weigh myself before and after. basic subtraction! 3 POUNDS! beat that!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm

    i agree with 11:02. i like to believe girls dont poop

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:52pm

    if i were u id actually do this

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:05pm

    Weigh yourself on a scale before & after pooping and calculate the difference. I may or may not do this sometimes...

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:36am

    2:28 major douche + fails at life

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:05pm

    That sounds like a fantastic idea.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:47pm

    Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea. That and a digital camera to take a picture of it.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:23pm

    LOL 7:51. Because I'm a girl who is okay with poop talk? Sorry to burst your bubbles, but girls do take shits.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:22pm

    Pissy? Wrong hole. You mean poopy.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:27pm

    Underwater cam facing up!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:41am

    when females dont poop it means they are not ingesting enough calories and it is their bodies response to the lack of nutrients. hold on to everything it can. so any healthy female is going to TAKE A DUMP. including the sexy ones.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:38am

    Well I'm a girl too and I think this idea is pure genius.. And I'm not fat, ugly, or whatever else you wanna try to call me

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:58pm

    I work in a lab - we have a toilet that does this...

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:53pm

    i already invented this you cock smokers! go smoke some cock!

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:34pm

    HAHAHHA DR TOILET <3

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:05am

    im a girl and i dont poop. ever.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:20pm

    why? just... why? hahahaha.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:06pm

    ive always wanted the flow meter/volume meter for urinals myself. See how much my bladder can hold. for both, bathrooms could keep track of record setters and have a leaderboard, like on arcade games. type in your initials!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    who thinks sotomayor should get approved and who doesn't? poll time people

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:25pm

    ha ha ha poop is the shit!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:19pm

    why is this still at the top, this site never updates, pretty bush league.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:08pm

    11:02, you live in some kind of la-la-land where unicorns frolic and girls don't poop.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:45pm

    LMAO 10:34. you sound like a guy. Quite amused though. Plus, I am ok with poop because I will be going to medical school. AKA I will be asking many people about their poop. Does that clear things up?

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:47pm

    wow. i justt gotta say wow.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:31pm

    Why would anyone want to WEIGH their poop? I mean, honestly.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:17pm

    can't dr. toilet on scrubs do that?

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:50pm

    i would buy one just because

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:32pm

    4:53 mr. marsh shit bigger than bono didnt he

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:58pm

    lmao, 4:53, I think I may have shit something bigger than Bono this morning. Unless that WAS Bono! I didn't get a picture, though =(

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:14am

    they already have toliets that do that.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:20am

    you just jump on scales immediately prior to poop, then weigh again straight after, then simple maths and hey presto you could prob even draw a graph if you wanted

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:51pm

    alert: 7:35 is a transexual who still thinks its a girl

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:04pm

    everyone leave this page.. I have to POOP

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:09pm

    And considering you are using the anoniminity of this website to start arguments, I would think you need to get laid too, no?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:53pm

    it is actually. it's like you know me or something.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:25pm

    i believe that dr. toilet reads the contents. i would not be surprised if he can also weigh it though. Also, i wouldnt want a toilet that feels degraded when i shit into it when its napping

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:44pm

    sorry man i already hold the patent for this... and 5:03 thank you for opening my eyes for another demographic that i could market this to

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:05pm

    2nd 4:53 South Park reference FTW.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:34pm

    HOWS THIS FOR AN INVENTION: A MACHINE THAT AUTOMATICALLY PUNHCES YOU IN THE FACE WHENEVER YOU HAVE A STUPID IDEA. LIKE THIS ONE.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:59pm

    "Who would have thought you could be /so/ full of shit?"

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:53pm

    actually im a girl and this was my idea

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:52pm

    10:45 LOL will "diarrhea and constipation" be your specialization at med school for you to need to ask people about their poop so much? i told you something needed to be wrong with you, so yeah thanks for clarifying

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:07pm

    this is amazing! i would buy one right now, regardless of cost

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:14pm

    i get my share of sorostitutes every day 11:09 so ill have to take a raincheck on hooking up with you, but im flattered

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:12am

    Yes. Yes. Yes.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:02pm

    you need to get laid 10:57. but i guess you scare away all the guys when you take smelly shits and ask them if they want to talk about it during sex

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Journeyman on Sep 12, 11 at 5:23pm

    Possible with any toilet. Think of a scat-related version of Archimedes and the golden crown.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:37am

    Seriously? GTFO 2:28.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:18pm

    MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!!

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:57pm

    To understand the importance of poop in medicine go look up The Poop Song-Scrubs on Youtube. No need to thank me.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:15pm

    Or you could weigh yourself before and after... Cheaper. Also, poop doesn't make as much of a difference as pee does. So glad this is anonymous...

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:23am

    1225 you win haha

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:10pm

    this site sucks, no updates for hours at a time

  • 27 45
    Submitted by lllk on Sep 1, 10 at 12:24am

    Hahahahhaha

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:12pm

    7:11 stfu this isnt the place for that shit, we're here to discuss more important things like poop weight

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:38pm

    OMG AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS CLUB I THINK THIS IS LYK A GREAT IDEA OMG AND IM ALSO A TOTAL BADASS BECAUSE I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS OK

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:10am

    Full of shit 12:05? Literally?

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:19pm

    fine 11:17 (im assuming youre 11:11 and the rest of the pro-girl poop) if you insist, we can have anal sex after all, just dont get pissy :)

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:10pm

    8:04 "you're" just stupid. and "buy" one sorry, i couldn't resist being a grammar nazi

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:49pm

    Thats just genious!!

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:56pm

    i might. im a pre med student too in california. what are the odds, poop girl

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:31pm

    bidets kind of can cover that 508

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:34pm

    okay fine 10:23 than you must be ugly / fat / or something def. needs to be wrong with you. sorry, thats how it is. (ps: pics of yourself or you're gross)

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:35pm

    Stop saying you have to be a girl to not like this idea. I'm a girl and think it's pure genius.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:46pm

    11:22. Win. Oh and the OP is a chick, I know her.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:59pm

    I think they have those in regular homes in Germany

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:37pm

    can we make a toilet that gives off a smelling measurement while we're at it....?

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    Annorexics and bulimics would LOVE this!

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:08pm

    i want one that wipes my ass

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:51pm

    4:50 so men can see how big there poo was. this wouldn't appeal to women who don't poop

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    Metabolism studies require this - weight before, weight after and all the other weight gained and lost from eating/peeing/pooping.

  • 35 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    This was done in the craptacular on Howard Stern

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:17pm

    Just an FYI, if girls didn't poop, anal would NOT be the clean sport it (most of the time) is. So, all you ignorant guys, go find a girl who doesn't poop and put it in her ass. See what happens when you pull out. For reference to that, watch Zack and Miri.

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:21pm

    5:06 - that is a genius idea, that would make urinals at bars so much more fun. 5:34- you're a retard, this is a great fucking idea. you're either a chick or a dueche cause any man who drops a big duece is curious. especially southpark fans.

  • 25 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:10pm

    i want one that jerks me off...

  • 30 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:34 Why are you yelling? You must be pretty worked up about this.