Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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