I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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