She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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