I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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