you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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