So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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