i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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