I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize