return my video game
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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