I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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