Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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