I am puke
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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