She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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