Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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