The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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