I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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