u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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