Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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